500+ Funny Wi-Fi Names for your Home

Wi-Fi has become a part of every individual’s life. You cannot find any office (small or big) without a Wi-Fi connection. Wi-Fi connection has gained importance in houses as well. Each router purchased has a specific name for the Wi-Fi connection. Yes, it is the trademark of the Wi-Fi router.  But, you might also have come across some witty and clever names.

You may not want to change the name of the Wi-Fi connection for various reasons. However, if you prefer to make your Wi-Fi stand unique among the crowd, then you have reached the right destination.

But, before that, get to know the reasons to opt for different Wi-Fi names.

Apart from the simple reason to have fun, read more…

Five Strong Reasons for an Alternative Wi-Fi name

  • To convey some powerful messages to neighbors
  • To stand out of the mass
  • To kindle creative thinking
  • To notify the stealers who aim at stealing Wi-Fi
  • To prevent others from accessing your network

Does it sound convincing?  Now, do you also want to join the club? But, you’re not sure about the name? Don’t worry! Just pick any name listed below as per your choice and use it.

1. Abraham Linksys
2. Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
3. Use this one Mom
4. No Free Wi-Fi For You
5. Router, I Hardly Know Her
6. SUPERthanksforasking
7. youcanthazwireless (no password needed to connect)
8. GET OFF MY LAN
9. lookmanowires
10. AllYourBandwidthAreBelongToUS
11. Justin Bieber trivia questions
12. Don’t Snoop
13. Last night I saw you naked
14. No Wires, Still alive and working
15. Hack me
16. Network error
17. Ye old Internet
18. Hogsmeade
19. You’re all noobs
20. Yell ____ for Password
21. The Password Is 1234
22. Free Public Wi-Fi
23. Bill WI, the science Fi.
24. Feel like Flying.
25. No Free Internet Here Keep Looking.
26. Blue M&Ms.
27. Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
28. You don’t have Wi-Fi but I have.
29. Router, I hardly know her.
30. Tell my Wi-Fi love her.
31. Ouch…sat on my nets.
32. Guys, please stop Fighting.
33. No free so get stuffed
34. Call me may be
35. It hurts when IP.
36. Virus Infected Wi-Fi.
37. One doesn’t simply connect to Wi-Fi.
38. Pretty fly for A Wi-Fi.
39. Your Wi-Fi is in another castle.
40. Go home, tourists.
41. Land of milk and honey.
42. 404 network unavailable.
43. 99 problems but Wi-Fi isn’t one.
44. Super thanks for Asking.
45. Ask To Join Network
46. Go home Tourists
47. Virus Infected Wifi
48. Neighbours allowed
49. Tell My Wi-Fi Love Her
50. Get lost visitor
51. 404 networks unavailable
52. Will you marry me?
53. Get lost homeless
54. under maintenance
55. Free for Beggars
56. Mom Use This One
57. Grow up kid
58. Bring beer and woman to 40
59. No network Found
60. 128 KBPS WiFi
61. Nasty Nasa
62. Shut your fucking dog up
63. I Believe Wi Can Fi
64. Barcelona ‘bama
65. FBI Surveillance Van 4
66. Only for 90’s kid
67. My Neighbors Suck
68. Dont make too much noise
69. You look too ugly
70. Infecting virus
71. Don’t make noise while you have sex
72. Pay 5$/hour
73. Shut up your dogs
74. The Next Door
75. Talk less, Work more
76. All Your Bandwidth Belong to Us
77. Wireless GangBang
78. I Love you my wifi
79. Free for 1 day
80. C:Virus.exe
81. Tell her I love her
82. Use at your own risk
83. Let them use it
84. Pick up your dog shit
85. Police Surveillance Van 2
86. Series of Tubes
87. 404NetworkUnavailable
88. PlzBringVodkaToApt1310
89. Router? I Hardly Know Her
90. Free Virus
91. Network Not Found
92. AllYourBandWidthRbelongToUS
93. Big Boss
94. Tell her I love her
95. My Own Damn internet
96. Does God know you steal the internet?
97. Only for Zombies
98. Smelly Fart
99. Free for beggars
100. You pay now
101. Your music is annoying
102. It burns when IP
103. I’m under your bed
104. For porn use only
105. Or I’ll call police
106. Mom, click here for the Internet
107. No free so get stuffed
108. Get your own damn internet
109. Really Asshole? Curry, again?
110. I’ve seen you naked
111. You lost your connection
112. A Lannister always surf internet
113. Don’t even try it
114. Virus distribution center
115. I fathered your child
116. No free so use 3G
117. Use this one mom
118. Pretty Fly for a Wifi
119. New Eland claim router
120. The creep next door
121. FBI Surveillance Van 4
122. Child Toucher
123. Searching…
124. Martin Router King
125. Abraham Linksys
126. Get a life
127. Shut your fucking dog up
128. Router’s ASS
129. Conditioner is better
130. Don’t touch my daughter
131. Sexy Manchild guest
132. Once see back
133. Call me maybe
134. Protected Cex
135. By another cup you stake
136. Shampoo is better
137. Don’t use this internet
138. You’re all noobs
139. Please no more grindcore at 3am
140. Ouch
141. Poopsock
142. quite being cheap
143. Drop it like it’s hotspot
144. I love Bananas without bone
145. 2 girls 1 dorm room
146. I’m cheating on my WiFi
147. I pronounce you Man and WiFi
148. Total Hear
149. Bring beer and woman to 40
150. LANdo Calrrissian
151. Use SKY22891 to download to porn
152. Virgin Media
153. Go Go Gadget Internet
154. Ugly Sweater WiFi hater
155. That moment when Dhoni wins
156. Back Benchers
157. Internet Cost $50
158. 6th sense Mobile WiFi
159. Wu-Tang LAN
160. Netflix screaming
161. Will you marry me?
162. For Netflix use only
163. Here’s password clue, read again
164. Party Saturday night…
165. Your grammar is more annoying
166. Guys please, stop fighting for WiFi
167. Use And throw
168. Emmi’s bathroom
169. Today night me and you
170. Please connect for Identity theft
171. Serious of tubes
172. 404 Network unavailable
173. Occam’s router
174. 99 problems but WiFi ain’t one
175. C:Virus
176. Drive-by WiFi
177. Help! I’m tapped in a router
178. This is not free either
179. haha, next time you lock your router
180. Blue M&Ms
181. Go Delhi for free WiFi
182. Our Internet is faster than yours
183. Keep it on the download
184. Area51 test site
185. Blasting in 5…4…3…2…1
186. Super Thanks for asking
187. Bondage Club
188. Silence for the LAN
189. Hacking started
190. Kungfu Panga
191. Dark Knight
192. Quit using my WiFi
193. Salman-ka-fan
194. WI-Fight the inevitable
195. JailBreaking in progress
196. Ye old internet
197. Login here
198. Penny get your own WiFi
199. People’s knees
200. To use, bring booze
201. Lookmanowires
202. Yummy
203. Sack
204. Look Ma, No Wires
205. Feel like flying
206. The wireless G-spot
207. Cool bear = password
208. The Net starring Sandra Bullock
209. Bob’s unsecured house of WiFi
210. Click this
211. Hack it if you can…
212. Hideyowifi
213. I feel naughty
214. Virus wifi
215. Aunty, I love your daughter
216. Roses are red violets are blue
217. Love you
218. It’s not paid by your dad
219. Le le bhikhari
220. Wireless Gang bang
221. Optimus Prime
222. Google’s Das
223. Skynet global defense network
224. Troy and Abed in the modem
225. Go home tourists
226. Your WiFi is in another castle
227. Shut up your dogs
228. Hogwarts great wall WiFi
229. Sour Patch Kids
230. Meat is delicious
231. Man Cave
232. Vicious
233. Grey Fox
234. Meat & Democrats
235. I will find you and kill you
236. Work Work Work
237. You’re Trumpified
238. 128 KBPS WiFi
239. INTERWEBZ
240. Weed Man
241. Satan Rocks my socks
242. WiFi probably cause cancer
243. FBI
244. Oh, the neighbors got clever
245. I’m not drunk, you are…
246. Nacho wireless
247. Bring Tequila
248. Your WiFi is sleeping with my wifi
249. Digital WasteLAN
250. Ebola WiFi virus
251. Batman’s Cave
252. Creepy Kidnap Van
253. The legal WiFi
254. Nonet4U
255. IP in Public
256. PotatoHead
257. I’m Airplane mode
258. Paid WiFi
259. Hey kids, let off my LAN
260. Your WiFi gave me crabs
261. TicklemeHomo
262. Don’tYouWishYourWasHotLikeMe
263. No device found
264. All Your Bandwidth belong to us
265. WiFi network? Why not Zoidberg?
266. Other……
267. Please come Back
268. WiFi connect kar fir system hack hoga
269. Uncrackable
270. Guess my WiFi
271. A Van Down by the River
272. 2girls1DormRoom
273. I can Haz Wireless
274. Friendly neighborhood Spider-LAN
275. God is our Rock-he Will save you
276. Look man, No wires
277. Click here for viruses
278. This is my number **********
279. OrangeIsTheNewBlack
280. No Wires, still alive and working
281. BackTrack
282. MetaSPoilt
283. Bill!Bill!Bill!Bill!Bill!
284. Rooting your Android
285. “Big Jock new” is a cunt
286. Find nearby WiFi
287. I’m Sorry, did you mean Philanthropist?
288. Will swap WiFi for Tequila
289. iDroppin
290. CIA Secret Station
291. Don’t look at porn
292. Sun & Moon & you
293. 24 hours available
294. Pay $1 per hour
295. Bongo Hotspot
296. Stop stealing my internet
297. DontYoEvenDare!
298. ConectAndYourSystemIsHacked
299. Please stop your barking dog
300. I don’t like GandBang
301. Sweety I’m at home, com
302. DHARMA Initiative – Station 4
303. Alien planet
304. Dunder Mifflin
305. Pokemon Centre
306. Go & Take money from your Dad
307. ClickHereToBrickYourPhone
308. Girls Gone Wireless
309. IP when I sneeze
310. Seriously come on just walk away
311. Winternet is coming
312. No more Mr
313. Titanic Syncing
314. Anti-Nephi WiFi
315. Where the F*%k do you live?
316. This LAN is my LAN
317. Just take a deep breath man
318. Yell Pen&%s for password
319. Who is your daddy
320. She wants the D-link
321. Y’all need Jesus
322. WeCanSeeYouShowering
323. Bhikhari try mat kar
324. Wi Believe I can Fi
325. Whatever your iTunes library suck
326. Lawd Jesus, it’s a WiIFire
327. BAD Error 313
328. Lookmanowire
329. Don’t even try it
330. No Free Wifi for you
331. Get your Own Wi-Fi FuckHead
332. TellMyWifiLoveHer
333. My Own Damn Internet
334. GetOffMyLawn
335. You Pay Now
336. WillUmarryMe?
337. Mum Use This One
338. For Porn Use Only
339. BuyAnotherCupYouCheapSkate
340. Feel Like Flying
341. Bring Beer and Women to 40.2
342. Your music is annoying
343. Your grammar is more annoying
344. NoFreeINternetHereKeepLooking
345. You Lost Your Connection
346.
347. Once See Back
348. Call Me Maybe
349. My Neighbours Suck
350. This is My Number 9234727312
351. Hogwarts Great hall Wifi
352. Please Come Back
353. Not Your Wifi
354. Only For Zombies
355. God is our Rock. He’ll save you!
356. Does God Know u steal the internet?
357. The LAN Before Time
358. I’m Under Your Bed
359. Wi-Fi Connect Kar Phir System Hack Hotha
360. Fuck Off and Die
361. WiFi Network
362. Open Wi-Fi
363. Ouch…sat on my nutz
364. Party Saturday Night APT #434!!!
365. Here’s the Password Clue Read again
366. It Hurts When IP
367. Guys, please stop fighting for Wifi
368. hah suck on my secure connection
369. That Moment When Dhoni Wins
370. 2 Girls 1 Router
371. 6thSenseMobileWiFi
372. Guess My Wi-Fi Password
373. Free Wi-Fi
374. BackBenchers
375. Don’tYouWishYourWifiWasHotLikeMe
376. Caitlin stop using our internet!
377. OurInternetIsfasterThanYours
378. Not Free So Use 3G
379. Hide your Kids, Hide your Wi-Fi
380. You’re AllNoobs
381. I Can Hear U Wacking Off to it
382. Drop it like its hotspot
383. Get Your Own Damn Internet
384. InternetCosts$
385. YerBabyIsReallyUgly
386. YourDogShitsInMyYard
387. Quit Using My Wi-Fi
388. Please no more grindcore at 3am
389. StayOFFmy router
390. IveSeenYouNaked
391. Really, asshole? Curry again?
392. “big jock knew” is a cunt
393. virginmedia0057548
394. I Pronounce You Man and Wi-Fi
395. Silence of the LAN
396. Go Go Gadget Internet
397. PorqueFi
398. Bill Wi, the Science Fi
399. Please Connect for Identity Theft
400. Help, I’m Trapped in a Router!
401. This is Not Free Either
402. Wi-Fight the inevitable?
403. The Promised LAN
404. Wi-Fi Network? Why Not Zoidberg?
405. Troy and Abed in the Modem
406. I’m cheating on my Wi-Fi
407. Occam’s Router
408. Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo WiFi
409. 99 problems but WiFi ain’t one
410. Super Thanks For Asking
411. LAN of Milk and Honey
412. Searching…
413. 404 Network Unavailable
414. Drop it like it’s Hotspot
415. New England Clam Router
416. Protected CeX
417. DHARMA Initiative – Station 4 (for Lost fans)
418. LANDownUnder
419. Ermahgerd, Wi-Fi!
420. Mom, Click Here for Internet
421. Skynet Global Defense Network
422. Y No You Get WiFI?
423. A Van Down By The River
424. All Your Bandwidth Belong to the US
425. Wu-Tang LAN
426. Friendly Neighborhood Spider-LAN
427. Child Toucher
428. Click Here for Viruses
429. The Net starring Sandra Bullock
430. Blue M&Ms
431. Yummy
432. I Can Haz Wireless?
433. FBI Surveillance Van #594
434. We Use Sly22981 To Download Pron
435. Bad Error 313: Disconnect
436. NoFreeSoGetStuffed
437. Bill!Bill!Bill!Bill!Bill!
438. A Lannister Always Surfs The Net
439. Total Hear
440. KungFuPanda
441. DarkKnight
442. To use, bring boozeJohn Wilkes Bluetooth
443. Pump it. ROUTER!
444. Martin Router King
445. I.want.a.IIama
446. I hate my neighbor
447. iDroppin’
448. The Dark Knet
449. Used Nicholas Cage DVDs 2 for 1
450. Poonshangle
451. Please stop your barking dog
452. John’s full name in CAPS, no space
453. Optimus Prime
454. Free Wi-FI For You
455. Nacho WiFi
456. Please use me
457. Log in here!
458. Umbrella Corporation
459. Free CeX
460. find nearby WiFi
461. Manmohan Singh Browser
462. Rahul Gandhi Youth Network
463. TheInternetIsAssur
464. I can read your emails
465. Very slow internet
466. Dunder-Mifflin
467. Virus WiFi
468. Dontlookatporn
469. Click this
470. Yell “Doggy” to know password
471. Come and clean up my house
472. Le le Bhikhari
473. You are my crush
474. Area 51
475. Covet not thy neighbor’s WiFi
476. Salman-ka-fan
477. pennygetyourownwifi
478. Sweet Adeline
479. we can hear you having sex
480. The Whore House is Busy Tonight
481. GetYourOwnetBro
482. Password is Password
483. Bondage Club
484. Bob’s Unsecured House of Wifi
485. Top secret network
486. Ha Ha next time lock your router
487. I am the Internet, AMA
488. Look Ma, No Wires!
489. Keep it on the Download
490. (.)(.)
491. Enter the Dragon’s Network
492. Connect and Die
493. Karen’s Network
494. Bill!Bill!
495. Wi-Fi Network Names
496. want.a.IIama
497. Unprotected CeX
498. Amazing WiFi Router Names
499. Kidoooo
500. Rumonoa